This application will rewrite your story, poem, or blog post. To begin, select a source, then a date. The contents will be displayed for you, and you can click the REDUX button to rewrite that sucker as many times as you want. There are bugs, but that makes it more charming, doesn it?
Thesaurus service provided by words.bighugelabs.com. Please don't hammer on the redux button. They cut you off after 10000 word lookups per month.